scrubs

noun: That which is worn by nurses, med students and those in the medical profession both on and off the job, because they are comfortable, and because no one thinks twice about scrubs with zebra stripes and polka dots. Often seen at restaurants herding together between shifts.

"Wow, look at those polka dots and zebra stripes, those are designer scrubs"
"Really? Urbane Scrubs or Blue Sky Scrubs?"
"No, they're Uglieyass scrubs"
"I should get me some of those"

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med school

World's last legal form of torture. After two years in a gulag learning to "help people", you are shipped off to Siberia for had labor to "help people" as a resident. Survivors and escapees of these death camps are rewarded ridiculously by the institutions that monitored the torture. Victims can be identified by scrubs, an enduring symbol of pain and suffering

"You're bleeding"
"I'm a med school survivor, that's what we do."

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