Yatched

When you get mugged by a sailor

Kante: “Damn, Daniel got Yatched!”

Scarp

When 2 or more disabled people have a fight

Yo, those spackas are gonna have a scarp

Shorntisha

A clapped chav

David:"dat gyaldem a mad shorntisha"
Shorntisha:"shat ap brav"

Shorntisha

A really clapped chav

Jane: “Chelsea’s a proper Shorntisha”

Dirty Bossman

When you shove a packet of monster munch up an indian mans arsehole in a corner shop

"I might relocate myself in the local newsagents located in a corner and perform the act known as a Dirty Bossman"

Bussify

When you stomp on something so hard that it becomes part of the ground

“Wanna go bussify that book lmao”