That Mongo at McDonald's couldn't get my order straight, so I told him to get b-b-b-b-brain surgery.
When you put a Mexican hat on your dick.
Look at my joe balls.
Me and the boys were having a nice sesh and one had too much baby powder so I whipped out my Joe Balls.
A sex toy used by the LGBT community. Allows them to switch between genders for maximum pleasure. Use wisely, effect remains permanent.
My wife got stuck fat lesbian hooker after using the Noobels too much. Oh wait, she was just born that way.