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A banana but spelled wrong by a degenerate. Are you still reading this? Stop Reading this. I'm about to say some pretty horrible things if you keep reading this. The number of words I can come up with to scar young children is immeasurable. If you know anything about anything do not talk about the man known as 'Joe Willy'. Stop reading this you idiot.
One of the most mysterious aliases of the culprit and war criminal, 'Joe Willy'.
Noah Granola said he was going to build a Dyson sphere and blot out the sun, "You bitches need less light and my basement doesn't have enough space. I'm going to build I Dyson sphere once I kill the Russian president." to be specific. The number of people in his basement are unknown, and the location of his basement is also unknown. Noah Granola is a fucking bitch and burned down 3 native campsites in the past month.
Noah Granola is an insane egotistical maniac who wants to kill the Russian president.
Don't be a Noah Granola.
One of the oldest aliases of a man known as 'Joe Willy'. Billy Bob Joe is a psychopath who flew a remote control plane into a nearby helicopter, killing three civilians in the process. Billy Bob Joe was last seen arguing with the coast guard, saying quote, "I'll blow up Africa in ten years if you don't tell me where Washington D.C is". He later found and raided Washington D.C, killing twelve on duty officers and wounding five more, before escaping through a mine shaft.
Billy Bob Joe is an insane lunatic. Anyone who sees him should shoot on sight.
A fucking murderer.
One of many aliases a man known as 'Joe Willy' has. Bongo Man has beaten 12 men with a broom stick in down town Chicago as of writing this. Bongo Man has been tracked down back to the United States after crossing the country borders of Mexico and Canada multiple times.
Bongo Man is a white adult male, with brown hair and green eyes. Suspect for the secret assassination of Queen Elizibeth 2nd. If you see this man, call the cops immediately and do not engage him. He has been seen wearing level IV grade bullet proof vests, and carries at least 7 guns on him at all times.
Person A: Do you know the Bongo Man?
Person B: Bongo Man put my mom in the hospital.
Fuck Bongo Man
One of the many aliases for 'Joe Willy'. BlowTorch Henry is known for running over two women at 11:00 PM at 67 mp/h before backing up and hitting them again. BlowTorch Henry was last seen in New York city, fleeing from five military grade helicopters and over 30 personnel. Blowtorch Henry is currently K.O.S and is being hunted by the CIA, FBI, and Secret Service. Report any sightings of this man to the authorities immediately.
Blowtorch Henry is a manipulative bitch! He tricked me and blew up the childrens hospital.