Barundangad

In Columbia South America they have a tree known as the Bottachero tree. The
fruit of this tree is called barundanga. The criminals grind it up and put it on your
food or in your drink or blow it in your face. Its also called Devils Breath. It contains large amounts of the drug scopolamine. It puts you in a dream like state
where people have been known to help criminals robb their own houses and do
other things. The CIA reportedly sometimes uses it.

Bob the sex tourist went to Columbia. A nice looking girl in a bar handed him a drink. He woke up hours later. His wallet was gone as was his watch. Someone
had yanked out two of his teeth that contained gold fillings. His rectum was really sore. Poor Bob had been Barundangad.

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monkey hustling

What junkies do in Mount Vernon NY.They put a few pennies in a cup,come up to you,rattle the cup and say "Help a brother out". They get enough change from
several people and go buy a bag a dope.

One narc said to he other narc"Yeah the monkey hustling are out on forth avenue is fierce today"

black betty

a AC-130 spectre gunship.There armed with 20 MM cannon,40MM bofers cannon,
and a 105MM howitzer.There painted in Black radar reflective paint.Hence the
name "Black Betty"

In 1981 CIA agents Joe and Bradley are in a shell hole on the Cambodian border.The PAVN (Peoples Army of Vietnam) attack.Joe gets on the radio and says "Help Black Betty" "OK,mark your position with a Infa red Strobe" "OK".
"Hey Bradley do you like having sex with big black girls?" "What's that got to with our current situation?" "Black Bettys going to bust a nut get your ass down and start munchin mud" "Black Betty shows up and the 6000 round a minute M61A1 20 mm cannon puts I round into each square foot of a football field sized area. Joe says "I should of stayed in the Marine Corps it was safer there."

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milk bottle run

the passenger jet from Europe to the Caribbean. White female sex tourists go to the Caribbean for the black guys. Milk bottles need filling.

Da Milk bottle run here fellas

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LIFER

A career US marine after a war ends who keeps reenlisting and makes the corps
his home.It stands for Lazy Ignorant Fuck Expecting Retirement.

Not to be confused with professional US marines that love the Marine Corps and
stay because its their chosen profession. LIFERS stay because they sit around,
don't do shit,Spit shine their boots and kiss the officers asses.They fuck the working dedicated marines every chance they get.

Sgt.Wright is a LIFER. He couldn't hold down a civilian job at Mickey dees.

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1172A

The New York State Vehicle and traffic law section for going the wrong way on a one way street. It means in police speak you are a one way or selfish person.

"Damn, Lieutenant Dunce ate all the donuts and refused to buy more"" "That's cold blooded he's really 1172A (One Way)

Tripple Nine

Triple Nine is Heroin Number 1.The first stage of refining diacetylmorphine(Heroin)

Its lso called Heroin Base. Its easier to smuggle than opium because it
doesn't smell as strong as opium.

Agent Bradley said to agent Joe "We just got another guy with a couple keys of Tripple Nine" "Is he a queen fan?" I dunno" "Go play Another One Bites the dust to
him, see if he is".