hand sanitizer

Placing one's hand inside of a freshly douched pussy.

After I got home from work, I used my woman's hand sanitizer.

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samurai sword

What you refer to as, the pulling off of the condom after having intercourse while making the "czshingggg" noise, forcing the woman to commit seppuku.

I asked Janet if she was on the pill. When she said "no," I was forced to pull out my samurai sword.

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Artichofa

To masturbate to, or with, artichokes.

I artichofa every time I watch the Food Network.

chicken shack

When you pull your hand down underneath your balls in the shape of a chicken's mane, while clucking like a chicken until ejaculation, you slap the girl with the same chicken mane hand.

Bitch got chicken shacked, yo.

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