best friend

At gun point, my best friend is whomever they tell me it is.

Frank is currently my best friend.

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plotte

A word designating female genitalia, used in French Canadian slang.

"Je sens les odeurs néfastes, alors je devrais probablement laver ma plotte."

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all about

an indication that one is enthusiastically for a certain thing

"You want to go to the beach?"
"Hell yeah! I am ALL ABOUT htting the surf!"

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Lean back

The only dance move obese people can achieve on the dancefloor.

At Fat Joe's party, they have to play "Lean Back" over and over, so that everyone can dance.

They do this because Fat Joe's brother, Hefty Henry, broke his spine after attempting to dance to "Cha Cha Slide." Poor Henry.

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tapping clam

to have anal sex with a female and having her suck your penis.

pamela and tommy lee

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heater

A fart that emits heat as it exits your a-hole

I use a heater to warm my ass during the winter months

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5 second rule

Any food that has fallen on the ground is allowed a maximum of 5 seconds before it is left as trash.

Well...I picked up this banana before it was on the ground for longer than 5 seconds. That's the 5 second rule.

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