Duck

A Duck is a small animal possessed entirely by the devil in order to slow down the traffic.

WTF!!! Those ducks are walking across the road... stopping the traffic!!!!

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Fitchett

Fitchett The abilty to determine the difference between wanker, wench and douche.

"Oh non-wanker/wench, I can sense your a douche, its my Fitchett blood"

"I can tell that I'm a wanker, because I am a Fitchett"

"Beardface, your wifes a wench! If i wern't an amazing Fitchett you wouldn't have known that"

"No really wench...your such a douche"

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Joel

Joel is an adjective used largely in the Surrey/Hampshire area used to describe a person of God-like qualities or to decribe someone who has just done a God-like act.

To pull a Joel - To stop a lorry thats brakes have been cut

To BE a Joel - To have God-like characteristics in your persona.

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