Grease Chair

The chair a man sits in while masturbating to internet porn. Easily identified by the semen stains on the chair.

Mike: What's the deal with this chair Chuck? You spill a bunch of toothpaste on it?

Chuck: No, that's my grease chair. Bangbros just got some new vids up and I had a good tossing session.

Mike: Nice! That explains the tissues all over.

Mexicaned

A container of any type that is so full it becomes difficult to remove the contents.

I can't get any of these Milk Duds out of the box, they are all mexicaned in here.

Holy crap! Who mexicaned these boxes in the U-haul? It'll take days to get this shit outta here.

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