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postwhore

someone who is addicted with post-'s, i.e. post-modern, post-structural, post-colonial, post-critical, post-actual, etc.

the class is alright, but the prof is such a postwhore, I wonder if he has any original ideas.

by Joel Mitchell November 19, 2003

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colgent

the sensation of having to go to the bathroom really bad. originally referred exclusively to crap, now can alsop be used for urination.

Excuse me for a moment, ma'am, I'm feeling colgent. etymology - colon + urgent

by Joel Mitchell November 19, 2003

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mollywock

strike, beat, thrash

I'm a mollywock if you don't shut up about my sister.

by Joel Mitchell November 19, 2003

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shellac

destroy, dominate in competition, thrash, beat

We were getting shellacked so badly the ump reinstated the slaughter rule.
I know my dad is going to shellac me when he sees this report card.

by Joel Mitchell November 19, 2003

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holy scumfuck

a badass street preacher who hangs out with scumfucks but is not a career alcoholic.

Everyone was surprised when the scumfucks beat the holy scumfucks in softball, but we knew that Sam had pete rose'd the game

by Joel Mitchell November 19, 2003

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sloof

secretive, sneaky, stealthy (from sleuth)

after I got 86'd I had to be sloof

by Joel Mitchell November 19, 2003

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