mother fucker

A Step-Fater. One who fucks his step sons mother.

My Step-Father is fucking my mother. Hence, he is a Mother Fucker.

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thit

Also known as "That."

In reference to the word "that" when used twice within the same sentence.

I need one "thit" that piece will fit.

In proper speaking english it would be said: "I need one 'that' that piece will fit." But when said in common speaking languange the first pronunciation of "that" becomes "thit".

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gaydar

A unit or device that enables you to detect other gay people around you that are using the same device.

Was an actual device created in the early 1990's.

My Gaydar just beeped. There must be a homo close by.

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butt-hurt

To be offended or to have feelings hurt.

Dont get all "butt-hurt" over that, you idiot.

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premature-eclickulation

To prematurely click your mouse button.

Oops! "I clicked too soon". Or one who has a problem with clicking the mouse button too soon.

In reference to: premature-ejackulation.

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done-ternet

One who has reached the end of the Internet.

Im done-ternet now. I have seen it all and have reached the end of the Internet.

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typo-compatible

When a person reading your typo's does not need to have them explained.

One who is "typo-compatible"

"When i grabbed the dick, they felt lucky!"

Oops! I meant "dice" not "dick"

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