skleeping

A combination of the words "sleeping" and "skipping," meaning when someone sleeps in and therefore misses a class.

Drunk person 1: "Oh my God, I'm so drunk!"

Drunk person 2: "Yeah me too... I'm totally skleeping tomorrow's 8AM class."

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skleeping

When one sleeps in and misses a class. Combination of the words "skipping" and "sleeping."

"Where the hell's Joey? He's not skleeping again, is he?"

"Yes, I'm afraid so, he stayed up quite late last night."

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lahdy tahd

A rather plump or irrelevant tard, or tahd. Pronounced "loddy todd" in a HIGHLY sophisticated manner.

I gave chase to the lahdy tahd, and captured him with ease. They're not very quick on their feet.

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Twitter balance

Maintaining a Twitter balance: having more followers than people you are following.

Uhhh I would follow you, but that would throw off my Twitter balance.

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googel

What stupid people type when attempting to reach the popular Search engine, Google.

"Oh man, I totally just hit a craptacular virus site, I typed in googel instead of google. Shat."

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