marriage

1) A God-ordained process of ancient Hebrew origin by which a man and a woman are joined to become one flesh.

2) The act in which a man sucks it up, gets off his selfish ass, and realizes some responsibility for a change.

My wife and I celebrated the 75th aniversary of our marriage.

75👍 117👎

Fiving

When you remove the skin of your Penis by putting it inside a twisted tea can.

“Bro I was fiving last night, best Ejaculation of my life.”

“When someone says “5” I know what their doing”