Banana

The Banana is a deadly south African weapon banned from war for Illegal manufacturing and for affecting the multiverse beyond the quantum level. This weapon is so strong it is able to take down a Fat man with just a throw. It has also erased Obama doing the whip and nae nae from existence.

Deez: Hey man is that banana!

Balls: Yea man, can i throw it at you.

Deez: NAH MAN THATS ILLEGAL!!

Balls: Too bad.