Cornhole Pete

Affectionate nickname for former South Bend mayor Pete Buddigieg, most recently posing as Transportation Secretary in the supremely talented Biden adminstration.

That Cornhole Pete's a real caution. He thinks most people consider him masculine because he deliberately wears a 5 o'clock shadow.

Canal Water

Menstrual flow.

When Dionne Warwick was messed up on heroin in the early 1970s and a critic blasted her bizarre concert performance, she phoned the guy and screamed at him: "Yo mama suck canal water!"

peckerwood

In the motion picture "The Onion Field," starring James Woods and Franklyn Seales, the two actors play white-and-black convicts. At one point, Seales (as black Jimmy) says of Woods (as white Greg): "Lowdown, no-'count peckerwood."

Later in the film, black Jimmy gives white Greg as rousing blowjob.

"Fuckin' peckerwood, that white devil."

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