Skeetnugget

The sperm that, after masturbation, hardens and sticks to the tip of your penis if you don't wipe it off.

Aw man, I had such a painful skeetnugget last night!

De-nuggeter

Contraption used to painfully remove skeetnuggets.

That de-nuggeter felt like it rippes the tip of my penis off, but at least I got that skeetnugget off and can pee straight again.

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Centisome

A large orgy found mainly in the Middle East, accumulating at least 100 people.

On my business trip to Saudi Arabia, this guy got me into this awesome centisome with his 98 wives.

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