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Imagine a Dirty, DIRTY little British boy. His teeth are rotting from the crumpets and the tea. He sailed across the smelly smelly sea, eventually arriving at University. He stank up the books. He stank up the pavement. He even stank up the LC basement. He stunk so bad he scared the skunk. He stunk so bad he stank himself drunk. So drunk off his stink you think he might shower. Without suds and soaps, for days on end, Stephen eventually went sour. He scared off the ladies. He scared off the hoes. He even scared off the rancid gym bros. Stephen asked to play chess. expecting a yes, his stench sent James off in a scurry.
Daughter: Daddy, I want a Dirty Stephen for Christmas
Daddy: No, you don't sweetie. He's a stinky little boy.
A wild meet-up that occurs after a group meeting. It is usually filled with a combination of drugs, alcohol, and homework. Some say Chandies is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get. Anything from a drug-fueled rager to a study grind can occur at Chandies.
Captain: Are you gonna pull up to Chandies after our meeting today? It's gonna be a lotta fun!!
Swab: Sorry, I can't because I have homework :(
Captain: You can do that at Chandies! There's a chance homework happens too!
Chandies is a wild meetup that usually follows a group meeting. Often filled with a combination of people drinking, doing drugs, and an occasional homework assignment. Chandies is always a good time. Some say Chandies is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get.
Captain: Hey guys! Let's go to Chandies after the meeting today!
Swab: Sorry, I can't go today. I have a big homework assignment due tonight.
Captian: Don't worry! There's a small chance you'll be able to get that done at Chandies!
Swab: You're right!