Junior Fatu

Used in reference to a "fat dick."

The wrestler Rikishi has a Junior Fatu.

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Harlem Hangover

The act of snorting a line of cocaine off the shaft of an African-American's erect penis.

Shaniqua, Dontrell's deek gave me such a Harlem Hangover!

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fat dick

Ironically, this refers to the launch equipment used in Goatsex.

I used a fat dick to have Goatsex with Seabiscut.

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Rimjob

Ironically, this is the act of sending a Russian Mountain Goat into celestial orbit.

The good citizens of Goatssechsschyre give a good Rimjob.

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Seabiscut

A slang term for the endangered Russian Mountain Goat, a primary target of Goatsex.

Bindi gave a Korean BJ to Seabiscut's Junior Fatu.

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Goatssechsschyre

The Ball-Shining capital of the world, it is a small Hamlet in northwestern England. It was first settled in the mid-to-late 13th century by the Zambian Reformists, a radical cult dedicated to the creation of Ball-Chowder. Ironically, the citizens of the town recognize a strict ban on Goatsex, the practice from which the it's name is derived.

Evan, I went on vacation to England over the break and saw a lot of cool stuff, but my parents wanted to go to some backwards hicktown called Goatssechsschyre. I hear all they do is eat Ball-Chowder...

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Bindi

A term commonly attributed to asexual, genetic freaks who excel in the fields of mathematics and science. These person(s) do not make legitimate attempts to connect with the opposite sex throughout their lives', and consequently, often commit suicide in their early thirties in order to escape the stressful hell-hole that life has become without steady companionship.

Dude, Bill has become such a Bindi, he used to be so happy...

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