Batista Bomb

One of the lesser known sexual taboos. Practiced mainly in Zambia, it consists of "dropping a deuce" into your partners mouth. Next, the "bomber" gags the their lover in an effort to trap the excrement. Finally, party A punches the victim repeatedly until they:
A) Swallow the feces, and/or
B) Pass out.

A common misconception arose when professional wrestling commentators mislabeled a "Brooklyn Bomb" as a "Batista Bomb." This has been acknowledged by the pair, Michael Cole and John Bradshaw Layfield, in a highly-publicized press statement regarding the humiliating mistake.

Krystal and I had two hours till work, so i gave her a Batista Bomb

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Ball-Shining

The illegal process by which Ball Chowder is harvested.
Customarily, the village idiot, a senile man over the age of 90 will perform the biyearly ceremony. He masturbates into a mason jar, then, scrapes in all of the penile fungus he has developed by way of disregarding personal hygiene. The mixture is allowed to ferment for several decades, whereupon it is taste-tested and subsequently "graded." The largest importer and exporter of Ball Chowder is the nation of England, where the treat is created in every town and village. It is now a 674-Trillion Yen industry, exceeded only by the United States' imports of Saudi oil.

Have you ever had Ball Chowder from Goatssechsschyre, those peeps know Ball-Shining!

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Samoan Spike

The act of Taking 17 erect penises and shoving them into exactly 1 earlobe.

Umaga and friends gave me such a hardcore Samoan Spike with their Junior Fatus.

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Goatsex

Ironically, this is the act of giving a thoroughbred horse a rimjob.

I just had some wicked hot Goatsex with Seabiscuit.

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Russian Mountain Goat

Ironically, these are thoroughbred Horses.

I just had mad Goatsex with that Russian Mountain Goat, Seabiscuit.

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Ball Chowder

The gelatinous compound of Fromunda cheese and semen that is created when one masturbates excessively whilst disregarding personal hygiene. Commonly served atop crackers and crumpets in many of London's most prestigious dining establishments. Graded with names derived from several states in which it may be harvested, Spongy, Crusty or Damn Rotten, with correlating prices. It's sale and consumption has been disallowed in the United States, but "Ball-Shining" remains a common practice in the states of Alabama, Kentucky and Hawaii.

Have you ever dipped an Oreo in a hot bowl of Ball Chowder?

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Maple Syrup Downs' Syndrome Baby

The spawn of two mentally-handicapped people who engage in passionate sex, then pass out, to wake up and find they have created offspring. In an effort to preserve the baby until a later date upon which they would be more suitable parents, the child is placed into a large beaker full of maple syrup. The babies are then usually apprehended by law enforcement and sold to chinese dining establishments and served as "pork" in House Special Fried Rice.

Holy Shit, my dad told me that I just ate a Maple Syrup Downs' Syndrome Baby!

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