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Alaskan Grand Slam

The act of sodomizing two children at once while fellating a dead penguin.

John Cena is the only man to have performed an Alaskan Grand Slam.

by Joey Orgler 3 August 6, 2008

83πŸ‘ 60πŸ‘Ž


Jenkem

A highly hallucinogenic drug which results from huffing the fumes of your own fermented fecal matter. Users claim it gives an incredible rush, and that the taste of poo only lasts for a month.

The 70's was pot. The 80's was cocaine. The 90's had meth. Jenkem is now!!!

by Joey Orgler 3 May 7, 2008

878πŸ‘ 321πŸ‘Ž


Eighth Street Ballers

A violent, Chicago-based street gang that promotes brotherly love and the murder of its enemies. They deal mainly with the traffic of illegal drugs such as Jenkem. Customarily, they Optimize their victims before mugging them. Members can be recognized by the petrified fetuses they wear as jewelry.

Currently, they are engaged in a turf war with the Robo Bros.

Dontrell was claiming Eighth Street Ballers, so I gave him a buck fifty.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 4, 2008

16πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


choice

adj. That which is current, trendy, or desirable.

See cool, hip, awesome, sweet, mondo, rad, radical, tubular, righteous, killer, kick-ass, dope, gangster, ballin', tight, fresh, ill, fly, and poppin'.

Girl, that outfit is so choice.

by Joey Orgler 3 July 30, 2008

20πŸ‘ 52πŸ‘Ž


Hairyballs McCumsontits

An enigmatic adult film star from the 1970's who appeared in over 130 motion pictures during his 5 year career. Fans of the drive-in will remember his charming, charismatic style and gigantic penis.

Oh, Hairyballs McCumsontits. I remember him now. He starred in Nymphoid Nurses Get Nasty.

by Joey Orgler 3 July 28, 2008

20πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


walking stiff

When a man's penis is so large he must duct-tape it to his chest, he is said to be walking stiff.

John was walking stiff at the nursing home.

by Joey Orgler 3 September 12, 2008

15πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


mad props

noun. the highest compliment one can receive.

Guy 1: Did you see me rob that bank?
Guy 2: Yeah...mad props.

by Joey Orgler 3 July 30, 2008

131πŸ‘ 55πŸ‘Ž