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penis

noun. the male reproductive organ.

See dick, cock, weiner, shlong, ding-a-ling, dong, wee wee, boner, stiffy, hard-on, erection, chubby, one-eyed beast, skin flute, flesh weasel, turd poker, love rocket, jizz cannon, mushroom-faced warrior, and purple-headed yogurt slinger.

Males eject sperm from their penis during sex.

by Joey Orgler 3 August 6, 2008

45πŸ‘ 80πŸ‘Ž


bone to bone

Gay sex between two males.

Did you hear about Dave and John? I heard they went bone to bone.

by Joey Orgler 3 September 12, 2008

29πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


White-Bwoi

Characterized as a young, suburban white male. They are the favorite target of most street gangs, and are usually massacred in large numbers when living in inner-city establishments.

Carlos: "Yo Tyronius, let's go Curb Stomp that White-Bwoi."

Tyronius: "Yeah, and then we'll Optimize him."

by Joey Orgler 3 February 3, 2008

20πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


One Night in Batista

An underground pornography which featured current WWE superstar Batista and one unknown male accomplice. Towards the end, Batista powerbombed his lover through the bed, injuring him severely. Consequently, it has been removed from the internet for fear of lawsuit.

One Night in Batista was the most erotic porno I've ever seen.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 4, 2008

24πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


strangling the disobedient meat monster

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.

During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster.

by Joey Orgler 3 September 5, 2008

20πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


strangling the disobedient meat monster

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.

During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster

by Joey Orgler 3 September 5, 2008

15πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


partially hydrogenated cottonseed oil

Street slang for sperm.

Some partially hydrogenated cottonseed oil came out my penis.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 7, 2008

33πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž