The Great Khali

A professional wrestler employed with the WWE. Currently, he is affiliated with the Smackdown brand, where he became a one-time World Heavyweight Champion. However, he has also appeared on Raw and ECW. Basically, he gives wrestling a bad name. He is clumsy, retarded, and knows very few actual maneuvers. Furthermore, his mic skills and charisma are nonexistent. He achieves victory by screaming and then squeezing his opponent's head until they lose consciousness. Occasionally, he will switch it up by karate-chopping their forehead or throwing them against the mat. Hopefully, he will die.

The Great Khali is the next Stone Cold Steve Austin, and the next Hollywood action hero. He is as cool as John Cena, and as sexy as Batista.

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Norwegian Carwash

A term commonly attributed to the act of fellating a man as he passes stool.

I just made $6.oo giving Norwegian Carwashes in the bathroom of the gas station downtown.

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John Cena

John Cena is a current WWE superstar. He reappeared at 2008's Royal Rumble as entrant 30, and won. Despite his history of sex offense, domestic abuse, drug use, and peeping tom-ism, he remains ontop of his game. He defeats opponents with butt sex until they submit.

John Cena vs. The Great Khali vs. Hornswoggle, I can't wait.

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Vietnamese Lottery

This is street slang for the venereal disease known as syphilis.

Rhonda, I just won the Vietnamese Lottery!

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fromunda cheese

The moldy buildup found under the foreskin of an unclean penis.

I just had some fromunda cheese on rye. It was damn tastey.

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Re-Attach My Balls Please!

A popular HBO television series which lasted for three seasons, from 1998 to 2000. It featured comedic, albeit horrifying, medical mishaps as well as testimonies from those who endured them. Seasons 1 and 2 were hosted by Bill Cosby, whereas the final season was hosted by Steve-O. The producers have since moved on to the successful FOX programs "House" and "Bones."

Did you see last night's episode of Re-Attach My Balls Please!?

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UFO Porno

This was an incredibly successful, albeit controversial pornographic film which surfaced on the internet in early 2007. It alleges to depict actual extraterrestrial beings engaging in sexual activity. Skeptics claim the beings are not genuine, but that their 13 inch penises are.

I just got done watching UFO Porno, and I must say, it was quite the adventure.

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