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winking brown starfish

The anus. Also called rusty sheriff's badge, ringpiece, starfish, butthole, bumhole (British term), asshole, arsehole (British term), poopyhole, bunghole.

The Sport-Hating Poop: You've been waiting all day for an exciting footy game, and just at the kickoff this bastard turd knocks on your WINKING BROWN STARFISH and insists on coming out to play.

by Joey Schwartzman May 27, 2005

33πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


tuddy

the buttocks. Also called butt, bum (British term), ass, arse (British term), bottom (child's word), booty, behind, tushie (or tushy), tokhes (Yiddish, pronounced TUH-khuhs), nates (pronounced NAY-teez), rear end, heinie, fanny, can, duff, fundament, posterior, nalgas (Spanish for "buttocks," pronounced NAHL-gahs), culo (Spanish for "ass," pronounced KOO-loh), wazoo.

My grandma used to call a butt a TUDDY.

by Joey Schwartzman June 30, 2005

32πŸ‘ 74πŸ‘Ž


shitzophrenia

Fear of shitting - can be fatal!

BILL: Do you have shitzophrenia?

BOB: Shitzophrenia? What the hell is that?

BILL: Fear of shitting - can be fatal!

BOB: Well then, shouldn't that be shitzophobia?

BILL: I dunno, I didn't make the word up. If I did I would've called it shitzophobia.

by Joey Schwartzman February 21, 2006

17πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


winkin' stinkin' starfish

One of a zillion slang terms for the anus.

He probed a broomstick up my WINKIN' STINKIN' STARFISH!

by Joey Schwartzman April 23, 2006

12πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


ass-rape

to force anal sex upon someone; sodomize.

Puppy in "Retarded Animal Babies," in the episode "Fucky Fucksgiving": If you say one more FUCKING WORD about some movie with a Red Rocket BB Gun or whatever, I swear to Christ I'll ass-rape you with a handful of rusty corncob holders!

by Joey Schwartzman November 15, 2005

29πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Out Of The Closet Pooper

A colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under their arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom.

Are you or is someone you know an OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER? If so, that means that you/they poop at work and are damn proud of it!

by Joey Schwartzman January 23, 2006

22πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


shicer

1. A cheater or swindler. 2. An unproductive mine.

Most telemarketers are shicers.
We can't find shit in this shicer!

by Joey Schwartzman December 31, 2004

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž