Kim Jong Yum

When your Korean girlfriend uses her grandma's kimchi as lube and then you eat her out after creampieing her.

Jim: Did you hear that Andrew ate Katelyn's Kim Jong Yum last night.
Will: For real? My mouth is watering.

St. Paddy’s Revenge

When you and your Irish buddies gang rape a British broad using mashed potatoes and Guinness as lube.

Peter: Hey Andrew, you see that hot British chick?
Andrew: Daaamn she thicc.
Peter: I know, right? What do you say we give her the ol’ St. Paddy’s Revenge at that party on Friday?
Andrew: Fuck yes. Serves them British bastards right for fucking with us.

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