Wombat

A baby sasquatch. A male too young to have developed the bankroll and social status required for him to behave like a sasquatch. They are easily identifiable by extreme flightiness and hatred of all things "cool". Best described as a yuppie minus the social skills, or an emo minus the fashion sense. A fairly recent phenomenon is wombats who dress like wiggers and/or skaters. These fellows are extremely confusing because they speak properly and don't listen to rap. Commonly, wombats are devout christians, and, less commonly, white supremecists.

"I heard that the war in Iraq is going to end soon, because they're running out of wombats."

"These new bands like 'Marianas Trench' are total wombats."

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Sasquatch

an american male, or male whom acts like an american. used in eastern canada and parts of quebec. strangely, most people from saskatchewan and alberta are sasquatches. (supposedly) derives from the latin term "canus americanus" and was used as a code word by the mexican mafia to refer to CIA agents. sasquatch does not seem to apply to *southern* americans, who are talkative and funny -- the hallmark of the sasquatch is being quiet and angry. in rare cases, women can be considered sasquatch. e.g. lindsay lohan, rosie o'donnell, the cast of 'sex and the city'. a wombat is a baby sasquatch.

"omg fifty cent is such a sasquatch"

"look at all the brand-new trucks in the parking lot, this place is going to be totally sasquatched"

"fuck you haters jay-z is not a sasquatch"

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