has me dead

to express the stress of a situation

or

to express the humour of something

*laughing uncontrollably* that joke that Allan just told has me dead

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Jochi

1. A word used to describe a tall person with amazing chess skills.

2. A word used instead of the word 'Joke'

1. "Man that kid is such a Jochi"
2. "Stop Jochi-ing with us!"

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Whack and Nap

When one is so deprived of sex and sleep that he must rush home to masturbate after school or work. He then immediately goes to sleep.

Lilly left me yesterday and I was up all night studying for that exam. I gotta go whack and nap.

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emo

Emo, is more of a state of mind then a style. FOr those of who who are on here complaining about Emo Kids, you obviously dont know the definition. Emo is a state of mind in which you are depressed, sad, hurt. Its not a sense of fashion. Emo's do not cut themselves. Emo Kids have the option to, but most do not. Cutter would be the term for cutting yourself. Okay?

Kid1: Wow, he looks emo today.
Kid2: DO you even know what that means?
Kid1: Sure. HE cuts himself and crys all day.
Kid2: No dude, your an asshole.
Kid1: Why?
Kid2: Cause your dumb.
Kid1: Your gay
Kid2: Go to urban dictionary. There you can learn.

Jeez guys. Get it right.

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