Squid

v. 'to squid'. A sexual technique whereby immediately prior to the male's ejaculation the female's parent, boyfriend or other threat enters the room. The male then turns to face the intruder, ejaculating onto them, thereby creating a distraction and allowing an expedient getaway. From the method by which squid spray ink at predators to ease escape.

"I was boning this totally hot chick on her parent's kitchen table when they walked through the door. Luckily i squidded right on her dad before diving out the window"

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