vajudgement

noun - a woman's ability to evaluate a situation in terms of her sexual desires

"I have no idea why I slept with him. My vajudgement was severely impaired!"

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dinking

thinking with one's dick, usually leading to negative consequences

"Man, snap out of it! You're dinking, not thinking! She's a she-devil and you know it!"

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txt-boxed

"txt-boxed": adj - the restriction put upon one's witty or clever responses due to the small window and slow typing speed of most cell phones.

"Geez, I got your text, but I was so txt-boxed I decided I'd just call you back instead."