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noun, verb, adjective, any: A simple universal phrase that can be taken to mean anything, anywhere, anytime; and when said, is ALWAYS funny. Randomness is a common prerequisite for use of this phrase. Usually having somewhat of a negative connotation, Snakes on a Plane can be conceptually used just like the word fuck, as a common replacement for any word, or a common additon to any phrase. However, since the phrase is universal, it can be used to signify positive events as well. It can be used as a synonymn for anything from smoking weed to having sex. Coined by Samuel L. Jackson in the 2006 upcoming summer blockbuster by the same name, Snakes on a Plane is the most versatile and most loosely-used phrase in existance. Comonly used with the word muhfuggin appearing any number of times throughout.
Since the phrase is such a universal and all-encompassing one, the words "Snakes" and "Plane" MUST always be capitalized.
John: Hey Cliff, whats up dude?
Cliff: Not much man.
(Long Pause)
Cliff: Muhfuggin SNAKES on a muhfuggin PLANE, man!
John: HAHAHAHA! ROFFUL! Cliff you kill me dude (wipes tear).
"You do that again, Imma' go Snakes on a Plane on your ass."
"Its hotter'n Snakes on a Plane out here."
Ryan: Hey dude, you up for Snakin' on a Plane tonight?
Andrew: Ive been wanting to Snakes on a Plane all day. Im SO glad you said that, dude. Seriously.
Old War Vet: I was there at Iwo Jima! It was a bloodbath. It was like Snakes on muhfuggin' Plane out there.
Young Boy: Dude, that mustve been crucial...
Emily: Hey baby, Ive been thinking about you all day... How bout a little Snakes on a Plane action tonight?
JC: I was thinking the same thing, baby...
Mike: Youre a fucking idiot, Adam.
Adam: Oh YEAH? Snakes on a Plane, dude. Muhfuggin SNAKES. On a PLANE.
Mike: Alright, dude, you got me.
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noun: Accourding to Samuel L. Jackson, ABSOLUTELY the worst place to have unaccounted-for snakes.
Samuel L. Jackson: We got Snakes on a Plane, man!
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noun: Almost certainly the worst thing to possibly have on a plane, according to Samuel L. Jackson.
Samuel L. Jackson: We got snakes on a muhfuggin' plane, here, man!
Kenan Thompson: Thats almost certainly the worst thing to possibly have on a plane, according to you!
Samuel L Jackson:...and I hope they burn in hell!
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noun: It would seem, a metaphorical, mind operated switch, that, when engaged, allows a person to Kill with reckless abandon.
"You remember Timothy McVeigh? Man that dude engaged the Killswitch!"
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