Zandile

A great person who will always be a good friend.

Very self absorbed at Times but can be called to order rather fast
Has such a big good side that she almost has no bad side that's why if you are on her bad side, you're part of a small few.

Makes lame jokes that not even she can laugh at yet you will laugh at the effort she put in.

A beautiful soul attached to a beautiful person.

Person1: that joke was soooooooooo dry!!

Person2: Zandile made it.

Person1: makes sense... She's fine though!!

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zandile

A girl of dark nature.
Makes corny jokes.

In love with her own physical being and is over obsessed with midgets

Person 1: What's that black spec in the distance?

Person 2: Oh that's just Zandile

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Bernique

Usually short in height and small natured but everyone knows dynamite comes in small packages.

I small fire cracker with a Big explosion.

A force to be reconed with.

Has a sweet side but only if you're lucky enough to know them.

Stranger: why is that girl shouting at the waiter?

Me: they got her order wrong twice.

Stranger: who does she think she is?

Me: don't say that! She's a Bernique...

Stranger: oh snaaap. My bad.

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