Gibberology

1.The study or art of speaking gibberish.

1.I have a PhD in Gibberology.

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Sneaky Uncle

1.Parents brother who, having paedophaelic (and sometimes homosexual) tendancies, often crept into your room late at night while drunk to 'play' with you under the covers. Can be characterised by using phrases such as "This can be our little secret," or "don't tell Mummy and Daddy." 2.Paedophile or rock spider. 3.Sexually devious or sick induvidual.

1.I have a sneaky uncle. 2.There was a sneaky uncle creeping around our schoolyard.

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Nose Jam

1. Build up of partacles of dubious origin that make their domicile in the nasal cavity of most mammals. Can range in texture from crusty hardened solid lumps to a sloppy, viscous gel-like substance usually found dripping from the noses of the sick and feeble, the homeless, or human babies. Unknown exactly what the purpose of this mystery shape-changing element is, athough it has been documented that it can be used as an emergency food source when bored or hungry. Also used sometimes by teenagers as a material for sabotage or deviousness by wiping the matter liberally on another's personal property. See also wober, booger, snot.

1. 'Man I'm hungry, nothing to eat...Ah, I've got some nose jam, that'll do.'

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STD Lucky Dip

1.Insult meaning a person with various or numerous sexually transmitted diseases. 2.Person with poor genital hygiene. 3.Person who you would most likely catch an unknown STD if slept with.

1.I'd never fuck you,It'd be like an STD lucky dip.

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Ant Drink

1.Tropical rum and fruit flavoured alcoholic beverage with a taste resembling that of ants. 2.Beverage containing ants.

1.Jane, have an ant drink.

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Droptank

Person, generally female that is extremely bulbous in shape. One that resembles a water tank. One that is fatter than they are tall and would probably have no hope in pulling a root. Person abundant in fatty deposits or who could feed a third world country for several days. Amy Rigden. Slang: Droppie.

That bitch is a droptank.

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Wober

1.Accumulation of mucous and crusty particles in the nose or nasal cavity. See booger. Also called snot, nose jam. Sometimes eaten.

1.My nose is filled with wobers. 2.My little brother is a wober.

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