Smashing Blumpkin

A blumpkin of great magnitude.

Or could be yelled in state of shock, simular to saying "Holy Shit!" or "Oh, Fuck!"

Brit Accent Guy: "That blumpkin was smashing!"

Pirate: "Aye, Smashing Blumpkin i'twas sir."

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Chlam

Short for Chlamydia.

There is also a band called "The Chlams", an aquatic band that teaches children about STDs.

"You think the clap is bad, just wait 'til you get the chlam!"

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