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When youâre fucking a girl and you start sprinkling cheese all over her body before you bust your cheese all over her face.
Guy: dude did you hear that kid Parma John cheese busted a John cheese meluch all over Haley last night.
Guy 2: she ainât real but damn, that sounds like a nice porno.
Some 30 year old Mexican kid on Alex Leybas channel who thinks heâs the shit. Even quoted by leyba who always talks shit about him âHaydenâs the real star of my channelâ âPaul Flores thinks Iâm immature but Hayden encourages my bad behaviors.
Alex: dude Paul Flores isnât the best, Hayden is.
Hector Gonzalez: Indeed, Haydenâs the most under rated character in existence
When the vagina is so wet you just slide right through like butter.
I butter fucked her last night and nutted on a rag
Some fat youtuber who hunts blu rays.
Salsa memes: dude Alex leyba should fuck Megan in the ass tonight
Hector Gonzalez: totally if Hayden can join too.
The name you moan when youâre just tryna get a child support check
No one would fuck Alex Leyba except Jackie, she must want a child support check!
When you slap your dick on a womanâs nipples till you cum
Titty fucking is so last year, i nipple fucked her last night
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A girl who will always deny it but she sleeps around. She even got to Dalton Euler in the back of his Ford F-150 after he took her to eat at McDonaldâs and bought her lots of fries
Megan Barnes favorite line is âFries before guysâ but she sure let Dalton stick his pepperoni in her hole and busted sweet Alfredo sauce all over his trucks back seat.