Falcon Punch

Verb. To use an extremely epic move or tactic in anything that grants the user instant victory.

Example One:
Teacher: The atomic bomb ended the war when it was dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. In a sense, we basically Falcon Punch'd the Japanese so that we don't have to drag the war out any longer.

Example Two:
Michael: So I was playing poker with John the other night, and I had a three of a kind of fives on the last hand.
James: Did you win?
Michael: No. He pulled a goddamn straight flush out of his ass and won the game.
James. Damn man! He Falcon Punch'd you!

fuck around

To not take something seriously, believing the whole thing to be just a joke. It can also be used to describe not putting your full effort into something.

Example 1:

Teacher: All you do is fuck around in my class and break the rules. Don't blame me for your shitty grade.

Example 2:

Person 1: That same fucking cop arrested me again!

Person 2: Well then don't piss him off. I know that guy, and he doesn't fuck around.

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bullet festival

A massive, epic firefight.

Example 1:

Teacher: When the Soviets invaded Berlin, the entire city became a massive bullet festival.

Example 2:

Matt: I suck at Call of Duty. The matches are just freaking bullet festivals where I keep getting killed.