When you two people are only friends when they are absolutely wasted.
Did you hear Josh and Rebecca hooked up? They've never spoken before.
No idiot. They're drunquaintances.
a guy that can slipstream his genitlia into a butera
The other day while taking someone to the airport and being bit in the neck by a rattle snake the chauffer was runtied.
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A really cool yellow foamy thing that you can sleep on and you can order lots of free samples
I ordered a free sample of the tempur-pedic mattress for a teacher at my school!
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