Øyvind

Type of person with a lot of body hair and can grow facial hair at extreme speed. This causes people to often be mistaken for some kind of primate.

Although most might seem aggressive they are usually calm individuals often with much life experience.

The exception is when they ingest large amounts of alcohol, this brings out the more primal instincts within them. It's theorized that their appearance is caused by a closer link to primates or "cavemen"

Holy shit! was that a chimpanzee?
- No man, that was only a Øyvind.

I think I saw an ape drive a car just now.
-Sure it wasn't a Øyvind?

I just got some great camping tips from that Øyvind over there.

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