Ranndy

A sad man that sits in his computer all day. He goes outside once in a while. He’s a very bubbly person but doesn’t think twice before saying something. Overall he’s a great guy just not good with girls.

Go touch some grass Ranndy!!

crapperjack

A handjob given to a person on the toilet who is attempting to defecate.

That's as disruptive as a crapperjack.