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A pussy cover worn by Scottish "men." Reminds men who do not wear dresses why Scotland has never been a factor in any war since about 500 b.c.
Hey sweetie, when you're done ironing your kilt, bring your ass over here and play my bagpipe.
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A vehicle created by a beaner as a use for cash that should probably go to pay his huge child support debt. Usually involves taking some 1970's-era piece of shit and putting about $50,000 worth of hydraulics, custom paint, and wheels into it.
Check out Manuel's Monte Carlo - ai buey, what a cool lowrider, esay.
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The best way to tell when an Arab has reached the age where he can control his bowels. He takes the diaper off his ass and sticks it on his head.
I think Aknad is wearing the new Pampers turban today.
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Another reason to kill a random stranger - his or her desire to turn himself into a pseudo-African tribesman.
Dude, the tunneler would be cute except for those earlobes you cold jam a baseball through. Oh, and her 67 tatoos and 14 other piercings. I wonder if she works at (insert loser job here).
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(1) Big, fat, greasy, bloated, 12-sandwich-eatin', gelatin-assed slob that had a bullet do what cholesterol would have done a few months later anyway.
(2) Tupac's failed body armor.
(3) Poetic justice - killed by the gansta rappers he tried to glorify with his shitty music.
Here, Biggie, have your fifth Big Mac while I go and see who is about to give us a drive-by.
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Makeup put on by a guy taking his first steps toward becoming a tranny.
Only the most FLAAAAAAAAAAMING homosexual would wear guyliner.
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Rhymes with "spookie," a man who killed four people over about $100 in cash & then got scared & found "redemption" when he learned he was going to get the anti-crime vaccine. Complete coward.
Tookie should've been put to death about 3 weeks after he killed those four innocent people, instead of the Cullyforneean government waiting 25 years to finally pull the trigger.
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