sporch

the sound a turd makes when it hits the water of the crapper.

Bob went for the courtesy flush after hearing the sporch, in order to avoid having to take the walk of shame.

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iCock

A person who drops all sense of public decency, consideration, and politeness, or pretends that nothing else is going on around him, because he is stuck in his own little world listening to his digital music player.

Ted Kennedy (with his enormous head) was annoyed at the iCock who stood in front of the door of the bus and would not let Ted by because he was listening to the Black Eyed Penises. The iCock would be sorry if Ted was driving the bus and they passed a lake.

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1836

The "name" of Houston's newly transplanted MLS team. Officially qualifies as the stupidest, most idiotic, fucked-up name for a sports team in human history. 3 brain-damaged cavemen and a colony of ants could've come up with a better name.

The name ain't so great when it takes 30 minutes and a Texas history class to explain it.

Neal: Go . . . uh, what's the name of our team again?

Bob: It's 1836.

Neal: Oh, right. Go 1836!!!

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Anti-crime vaccine

Death by lethal injection. Texas's solution to population control.

They finally gave Spookie-tookie the anti-crime vaccine last week. Yeeeaaahhh boooyyeeee!

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dweeb

This is actually an acronym for the phrase "dick with eyebrows," you dummmies. You are calling someone a walking penis.

You are all dweebs because you did not know the origins of the word you thought you were defining.
See urbtards.

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Amalance

A vehicle that takes an ebonics-speaking person to the hospital.

Pronounced "am-b-you-lance" by the English-speaking (read - "educated") world.

Tameka! We gots to get to the hospital! The amalance just camed and brang Jamaal and Dujuan ova dere.

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mohawk

A hairstyle second only to the emo swoop among anal-jousting flamers.

Soon you'll realize that the pay in the tatoo parlor is not enough to support a human being, & shave that shit off.

Last night, I held on to Bob's mohawk so I could administer the perfect donkeypunch.

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