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hog roast

wen u tie a girl up and gag her then put her on ur pork pole and hook dat bitch up

wow man i hog roasted matt orth

by John John January 4, 2005

24πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


the a n f special

wen matt orth jacks off to abercrombie and fitch magazines cuz hes a fagget

woah man matt orths gay as hell

by John John January 4, 2005

6πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


UFM

Ulitmate Fat Man

A large man who is the ultimate

John is the UFM for sure

by John John March 3, 2005

9πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


heavy cream

full on erection - as hard as it can get when you feel like a vein might pop and explode

when that chick grabbed my junk i got some heavy cream right away

by John John December 1, 2004

11πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


coke and a smile

naked woman and a coca cola

Man, I had a coke and a smile last night, it looked right.

by John John October 18, 2003

24πŸ‘ 140πŸ‘Ž


quail egging

when a man has anal sex with his male or female partner, thus resulting in a gaping asshole, which the man then decides to drops his balls into. Then the partner proceeds to contract his or her rectum, which causes the other's balls to be stuck incredibly uncomfortably inside his partner's anus.

Only a total bitch would ever try quail egging my balls unless of course it was Meryl Streep.

by John John September 19, 2006

24πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


the pittsburgh steamer

wen u penetrate so much in anal ur nuts go in too, and they come out all rown and shit, much like the waters around a pittsburgh steamboat

damm bro i got shit on me from that crazy ass pittsburgh steamer!!!!!!

by John John January 4, 2005

13πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž