shit on the street

A term used to describe the surprising, yet amusing action of someone, who is out and about on the street, getting out a mat with the image of a kitten on it, crouching down and proceeding to shit on it as if it was the most normal thing in the world.

"Oh dear, look at him taking a shit on the street!"

22👍 6👎

giant tea

A very large cup of tea that is used in social situations to express relaxation.

"By gum, look at that relaxed man sitting in the corner with his giant tea!"

10👍 1👎

curry zimbabwe

This is a delectable type of curry which is championed by Ian McNeice. Eat it at your own peril.

"I could really do with a Curry Zimbabwe"

3👍 1👎