kilt

The Scottish version of the tutu, worn by ballet dancers, pillow biters and semen lovers. Gives the wearer the freedom to engage in the Scottish national past time of gay-anal sex at the drop of a hat, while also permitting him to give another kilt-wearing faggot the Scottish secret handshake - a.k.a. the reach around.

It's a good thing I wore me kilt today, I ran into Finneus at the pub, and we enjoyed a good rogering in the ladies' room.

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