stafford

A euphemism for an extremely large and impressive penis or a person who has an impressive package.

john: "Why is she dating him?"
tim: "haven't you heard? He's got a huge stafford."

or

Tim: My sister told me you two had a good date last night.
John: Yeah but she called me stafford in the morning.

or

John: I think I pulled my stafford last night
Tim: Sounds like you and the lady need to have a talk

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