crucified

Trying a new skateboard trick, and your skateboard manages to land on the tip of its tail vertically, and you fall directly on top of it, possibly preventing you from ever having children.

I can't skate today, I tried an impossible and was crucified.

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rodent

an annoying user who keeps returning to your site with different names after getting kicked off.

Didn't I tell you my BBS wasn't for r0dents???

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