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Samson

The Samson is when you are having sex with a girl, and she cuts your pubic hair, and then you instantly go limp.

I was having sex with Delilah when she whipped out scissors and gave me a Samson. Now I can't get it up, and I went blind.

by John Milton the AntiTrinitarianist March 20, 2008

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