reetsngreetsn

A contraction of reet (meaning "Alright?") and greets (meaning "Greetings!"). Translated into full English, it can be read as "Greetings friend, how are you?".

Bill: Reetsngreetsn, Jeff.
Jeff: Hey Bill, I'm good, you?

space in the trunk for the junk

Refers to the space in pants/jeans for the male genitalia. Think boxers vs. briefs, or tight pants vs. loose jeans.

I like to have plenty of space in the trunk for the junk. It's more comfortable.

My pants are too tight, there's no space in the trunk for the junk!

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