fart

(1)to pass intestinal gas thru the rectum and anus to the outer air
(2)discharge gas from the vagina,such as when it has been pumped up with air by intercourse with the position such that butt is in the air and head is down on the bed

(1) he farted silently and cleared the room, blaming the dog

(2)he came, then withdrew. She emitted a loud fart as she relaxed and lay down on her stomach

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labia

piss flaps

Her labia hung down so far that she decided to get her piss flaps surgically reduced.

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Condom

A latex or sheepskin sheath to put over the penis before intercourse. Also a lube'd polypropylene sheath that the woman can installed in her vagina;the guy won't even notice its there if he doesn't finger her first. He can just slip right up in there and there's no condom sensation at all. They even sell female underwear with it fastened in.

Condoms are hated by some men because it lowers their sensations somewhat, there is an interruption to put it on, and wearing one means that some of the responsibility of contraception falls on the male.

Never bareback someone that you don't want to have to negotiate with for the next 21 years.In other words, No glove, no love... unless one is interested in paying child support for the next 18-26 years

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slipadicktome

woman:pull out your cock and slide it into my vagina, gentLY, PLEASE !!!

man:done !

I was so horny that I pulled off my underpants and asked him to slipadicktome.

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Astroglide

2nd best sexual lubricant on this planet

She put 5 drops of Astroglide in the reservoir tip condom before she rolled it onto me, and once I was in her I didn't even know I had a condom on.

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pussy whipped

adjective describes a male who is totally at the mercy of his girlfriend/wife/lover and does everything she says without protest

I was so pussy whipped with the first wife that she controlled my access to friends, hobbies, food, tv, and sex. I broke loose and had an affair where I called all the shots, where we met, where we ate, what we ate, when we fucked, whether we used birthcontrol or not, whether I mounted her during her period or not, when we exchanged oral sex.

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penelope ruth

Love of my life.....my WHOLE life.

I shud have been more-attentive to Penelope Ruth

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