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Lube

a condom which is already treated with lubricant inside the package

her pussy was a mite dry last night so I rolled on a lube before I mounted her

by John R. December 9, 2003

71πŸ‘ 159πŸ‘Ž


joint

penis, male organ, cock

He slipped his joint into her.

He pulled down his pants and was waving his joint around.

by John R. January 2, 2004

32πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


blubberfuck

penetration sex with any woman over 190 pounds

She peeled her clothes off, I knew it wasn't love, but I'd never had a blubberfuck over my own 220 pounds so I did her.

by John R. January 3, 2004

20πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


hand job

when a woman ejaculates a man by using her hand (as opposed to using her vagina, her tits, or her lips)

She had just met him 5 hours ago; she was concerned about his unknown history, so when he fingered her to a climax, she reciprocated by giving him the best hand job he had ever had. It was the first time that he had ever spurted over 9 times. It left him completely drained.

by John R. January 3, 2004

4729πŸ‘ 3349πŸ‘Ž


pansy

a cute flower that looks like a face

She went to the garden to pick a bouquet of pansies.

by John R. December 9, 2003

58πŸ‘ 56πŸ‘Ž


cock ring

an elastic ring which fits around the base of the penis. It constricts the veins which drain blood from the penis, thereby strengthening an erection. Bought cheaply in automotive parts stores as "O-rings", they are black in colour. Also available in sex shops which sell vibrators, condoms, etc.Also increases the sensation during ejaculation as it constricts the urethra.

I had been having trouble maintaining an erection with her, as I was very nervous. We had some wine, which helped, but then she cut the end out of a condom and rolled it backwards onto me, forming a cock ring at the base of my dick. After that, I had no problems.

by John R. December 9, 2003

643πŸ‘ 264πŸ‘Ž


seal

a 'heavy' woman who does not have bulges or love handles, she merely has an evenly-distributed layer of fat all over her body (and her breasts are not necessarily large).There are no protruding bones to hurt you (hip or knee or rib)

She is a great seal fuck, she's a comfortable ride.

by John R. January 3, 2004

32πŸ‘ 43πŸ‘Ž