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when a woman ejaculates a man by using her hand (as opposed to using her vagina, her tits, or her lips)
She had just met him 5 hours ago; she was concerned about his unknown history, so when he fingered her to a climax, she reciprocated by giving him the best hand job he had ever had. It was the first time that he had ever spurted over 9 times. It left him completely drained.
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the original and best sexual lubricant on the planet
Back in the 60s my favourite night of the year was right after my wife had her Pap Smear done; the doctor lubricated the speculum with KY, and there was enuff left in her muff that I could just "glide til I cried"
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internal combustion engine with a "blower" fitted, that is, supercharged
Mad Max's INTERCEPTOR was blown.
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This is the act of where a gent urinates all over his girls body
"We were showering together when suddenly I had an intense desire to piss. She knelt before me, facing away from me but grasping my balls. I peed over her shoulders and down her back"
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i urgently wanted to mount her, so I slipped her manhole cover to the side and pierced her lips rather than waste time peeling off her underpants
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The part of a stock broker's body that you stick your dick into.
I bent the broker over in the parking lot and ram my rod up his cornhole.
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