off the island

1) out of line

2) unpopular

3) antisocial

You are really so off the island (as in those reality tv shows where you get voted off because you're some kind of fuck-up)

6👍 6👎

in the oven

a place where the selected object can grow, mature, come to fruition, finalize

1)she's got a bun in the oven (= she's pregnant)
2)they've got a bun in the oven (= they're an item and she's pregnant)
3)i've got a new application in the oven (=i'm working on some new software)
4)i've got a new project in the oven (=i'm working on a new project at the office, that is, in my day job)

15👍 5👎

Los Osos

Bearer bonds

Stock broker term for bogus bonds.

5👍 45👎

blown

internal combustion engine with a "blower" fitted, that is, supercharged

Mad Max's INTERCEPTOR was blown.

47👍 48👎

Golden Shower

This is the act of where a gent urinates all over his girls body

"We were showering together when suddenly I had an intense desire to piss. She knelt before me, facing away from me but grasping my balls. I peed over her shoulders and down her back"

171👍 122👎

manhole cover

women's underwear

i urgently wanted to mount her, so I slipped her manhole cover to the side and pierced her lips rather than waste time peeling off her underpants

11👍 15👎

tummy

that delicious curve below a woman's navel

Her tummy really turns me on since she started wearing low-cut briefs and no belt

171👍 126👎