Tug Life

A sad, pathetic, malajusted male lifestyle in which the only sexual pleasure gotten is via incessant masterbation. It is progressive in severity and long suffering individuals generally have pornographic tastes that border on illegality.

Denny: "Hey Joe, look at those forty year old losers playing Dungeons and Dragons!"

Joe: "Muthafuckers been living the Tug Life for ages!"

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